Leslie clank

Leslie Clank was a lecturer at my college who was a vampire and also really scary but kinda cool at the same time. At one point me and my friends would draw pictures of him in various movie posters and then photocopy them on the college printers and slide them under his office door. We would then wait around for him and watch as he opened his door and saw it confused. One time he asked his class if they knew anything about it. There was also an incident where during film class I accidentally stared at his p*nis for a while because it looked like he had a b*ner and he caught me looking and then looked at me and smiled. Also when he would speak to you in the corridor he would smile the entire time and also stand so close you were practically touching. We also wrote an entire like 50 chapter erotic fanfiction about him too.